Can't stop himself from talking.
Gallant:
Rehabs vigilantly in silence. Comes back too soon just to help team.
Goofus:
Tweets and gives interviews as though he has a negative amount self-awareness (to the point where even his own GM told him to STFU).
Never heard the old cliche that it isn't the crime, it's the cover up.
Gallant:
Hits a home run in his first at bat back from the DL; deflects all attention to the dude they honored before the game.
Will be a near-unanimous first-ballot hall of famer (even if he's just Robin Yount in pinstripes).
Goofus:
Was a jackass way before he did steroids.
Will only get into Cooperstown during his lifetime if he buys a ticket.
Highlights?
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