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So I splurged this year and got the Official 2014 New York Mets Team calender.  I even bought it early in January so it was only 50% off not in March when the little mall kiosk closes out with everything 90% off.  But...

 Who on god's green earth thought it was a good idea to put David Wright as February?  Why would you put your most popular player on the shortest month?  Before the season even starts?  The Mets are cruel to us fans even in terms of simple time keeping.