Steven Matz,
Step right up and get beat by Matz!
Bring your kiddies,
bring your wife;
Guaranteed to have the time of your life
Because Steve Matz is really sockin’ the ball;
Knocking in four runs with doubles to the wall!
East side,
West side,
everybody’s coming down
to meet the M-A-T-Z Matz of New York town! ♫♪♫♪
