Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Highlights for Children.

Goofus:

Can't stop himself from talking.
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Gallant:

Rehabs vigilantly in silence.  Comes back too soon just to help team.
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Goofus:

Tweets and gives interviews as though he has a negative amount self-awareness (to the point where even his own GM told him to STFU).
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Never heard the old cliche that it isn't the crime, it's the cover up.

Gallant:

Hits a home run in his first at bat back from the DL; deflects all attention to the dude they honored before the game.
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Will be a near-unanimous first-ballot hall of famer (even if he's just Robin Yount in pinstripes).

Goofus:

Was a jackass way before he did steroids.
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Will only get into Cooperstown during his lifetime if he buys a ticket.

1 comment:

night owl said...

Highlights?

This post!