Hey! Where have you been all afternoon?
I was at a baseball card show, Stella.
What's in those bags? Is it food? I love food!
No, I told you, they're baseball cards...
Are they delicious? Can I have some?
No, these are not food - they are people toys.
Toys?!? Can I chew on them?
Fine then, I'll be over here.
Wake me when there is some food. I love food, it's my favorite.
Okay, I promise I will wake you up after I sort these into their proper piles. Then we can have dinner and I'll save my post about these cards for tomorrow.
*sniff* *sniff* Are you sure I can't eat these?